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Entry #12
Once upon a time, I was in Europe with this hot girl. She gave me a handjob a couple of times. We live farther away back in the States, and she had a boyfriend back here. Well, when we came back to the US, we kept in touch, sometimes talking dirty to each other. She never minded, and, in fact, she kept telling me that we should do it more often. I thought she wasn't with her boyfriend anymore. This morning, I woke up to an angry text from her boyfriend, who was threatening to dismember me if I communicated with her ever again. Which was a downer, and I was sad, but I could deal with it. I could deal with it until she decided she needed to call me and tell me that we shouldn't talk dirty anymore because she likes both of us (her boyfriend and me). That was the straw that broke the camel's back. Freaking tease. I am so angry right now.
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